Best T-shirt Ever

I'm writing this solely to brag about the kickass t-shirt that I purchased last night. The good people of VintageVantage.com have always offered up a spectacular selection of fresh clothing, and they've come through once again in my time of need/impulse buying.

(Note: This is not me in this picture. I'm much better looking from the waist to the chin)

Really, I was speechless when I came across this gem. It has everything I'd ever want in a t-shirt and more: 3/4 length sleeves, the color yellow prominently featured, an anonymous moustachioed hispanic man and his special lady, and some of the most inspiring, efficient romantic prose ever. Short, to the point, and so full of hope.

I have no idea who these people are, but for the sake of argument, we'll call them Ron and Marsha. I'd like to think that there's was a love so true, a love to defy both space and time, a love so real that it could only truly be expressed on a jersey tee. What a lucky lady Marsha must have been, knowing that a man as strong and proud as Ron was there, willing to drop everything at a moment's notice and purchase a dot-matrix printed shirt from a mall kiosk for her.

The website promises that it is "Incredibly soft, stretchy, and thin with screening that's too sentimental to feel." I plan to wear the hell out of it.

Here's to you Ron. Nice 'stache fella.